she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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