Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I can't turn off my feet"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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