it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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