why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
dude. I can hear the air.
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