Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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