omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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