Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Randomize
