i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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