He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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