It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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