I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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