Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
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