ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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