Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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