I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i would punch a child for taco bell
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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