You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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