Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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