sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
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Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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