You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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