Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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