Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i may or may not be watching the land before time
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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