Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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