Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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