We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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