You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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