we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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