So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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