Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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