ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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