Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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