so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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