I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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