is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
