they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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