in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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