from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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