Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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