I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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