I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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