You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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