google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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