talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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