That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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