Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
How many fucks given?
0.12846
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
