Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
