Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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