I'm really into asian looking animals
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
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I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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