when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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