You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I hope mine doesn't look like that
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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