just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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