There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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