she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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