My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
