dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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