after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
