Where is the hickey?
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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