Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
