Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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