Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Randomize