it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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