We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I currently don't understand fingers.
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