all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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